Napping in this house......

is almost impossible to do with two big dogs.

Actually, two, big COMPETITIVE dogs.
For example, my husband tried to take a nap, and Rocco layed next to him.
Enter Molly, who then positions herself between them.
It looks like an idyllic scene, but they will continue to jockey positions for the duration of the nap. Each dog trying to get the closest to the human napper.
My husband can sleep thru this competition.
I cannot.
Which is why I choose to nap on the couch.
Less room for dogs, more room for me.
It's true.
We live our lives trying to outsmart our dogs.
Especially at nap time.