Today you are exactly 1-year and 2-days old. We love you very much, and truly appreciate your need to express yourself.
But here's the thing.
We KNOW you understand that you should not eat out of the garbage. I thought maybe after you consumed the old pizza slathered in Louisiana Hot Sauce you might get this concept, but as usual, your refined palate was unfazed.
We KNOW you understand that you should not chew on the furniture, walls or rugs. Oh wait, we have no more rugs because of you.
We KNOW you understand that you should not chew on Molly's ears, as they are still attached to Molly's head and she finds this distressing.
We KNOW you understand ALL the rules of the house, and we truly think you need to apply these practical applications to your daily life.
Because 1-year and 2-days later, I walked into the living room to discover you had eaten the toilet paper off the roll.
Again.
So my sweet baby Rocco, we just want to let you know, as lovingly as possible, that you need to
GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
With Love-
Your Mom
2 comments:
I'd just like to stress that point Mom made about my ears...distressing is an UNDERSTATEMENT.
HOW FUNNY!!! And I bet he completely denied being the culprit, even with the evidence hanging out of his cute little mouth!! Great post!
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