Saturday afternoon Rocco was outside and Molly was waiting to go outside. She was in the kitchen and I was trying to coax her down the stairs. Since her surgery, sometimes she is still leery of the back stairs. I opened the back door to let Rocco in while turning my head to watch Molly. 
After she was outside and Rocco was inside, I walked into the kitchen as he dropped something at my feet. 
I shrieked.
Well, screamed was more like it. 
This was on my kitchen floor. 
 APPARENTLY Rocco decided that a dead bird was a wonderful present for me. 
Between screaming "OH GOD, LET IT BE DEAD" and "BAD, BAD DOG", I realized that I could not pick it up. 
I just couldn't. 
And Ken was working. 
So I had to call next door. 
THANKFULLY, Bob was home and came over to dispose of my present.
He said it was still warm. 
So Rocco killed the bird. 
I am feeling kind of bad about that. 
Well, I felt bad AFTER I bleached the kitchen floor and tried to rinse out Rocco's mouth with mouthwash.
There will be no Rocco kisses in this house for QUITE awhile.